my profile :

i am therefore i think i am...

extremely shallow and superficial,

of short stature and rather plump.

i have absolutely no sense of humour,

but plenty of money.

i hate reading, music, theatre and the arts generally,

i hate nature, including plants, animals, sunsets, rainbows and thunderstorms. 

i think the human race is fabulous and

never take drugs of any kind,

plus i know that i am always right...